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FLW "Manual" T-Shirt
FLW "Manual" T-Shirt
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Introducing the "Why in the World Would the Manual Say to Do It That Way?" garment – because life's instructions are more like vague suggestions, and your wardrobe should reflect that delightful confusion! This attire is perfect for those who embrace the chaos of DIY projects and take every instruction manual with a grain of skepticism. Wear it proudly and let everyone know you're the kind of rebel who reads the fine print just to question it. Warning: Wearing this may lead to impromptu debates on proper assembly techniques and a sudden influx of friends asking you to fix things. It's not just a garment; it's a wearable inquiry into the absurdity of instruction manuals – because who needs step-by-step guidance anyway?
.: Made with 100% ring-spun cotton, a lightweight fabric (4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)), this unisex t-shirt feels like a bliss to wear all year round.
.: The classic fit with the crew neckline deliver a clean, versatile style that can match any occasion, whether it's formal or semi-formal.
.: All shirts feature a pearlized, tear-away label for total wearing comfort.
.: Made using ethically grown and harvested US cotton. Gildan is also a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production. This blank tee is certified by Oeko-Tex for safety and quality assurance.
.: Fabric blends: Heather colors - 35% ring-spun cotton, 65% polyester; Sport Grey - 90% cotton, 10% polyester.
S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
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Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
Length, in | 26.50 | 28.50 | 30.50 | 31.50 | 32.50 | 33.50 |