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Mile High Satire

FLW "Manual" Sweatshirt

FLW "Manual" Sweatshirt

Regular price $49.99 USD
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Introducing the "Why in the World Would the Manual Say to Do It That Way?" garment – because life's instructions are more like vague suggestions, and your wardrobe should reflect that delightful confusion! This attire is perfect for those who embrace the chaos of DIY projects and take every instruction manual with a grain of skepticism. Wear it proudly and let everyone know you're the kind of rebel who reads the fine print just to question it. Warning: Wearing this may lead to impromptu debates on proper assembly techniques and a sudden influx of friends asking you to fix things. It's not just a garment; it's a wearable inquiry into the absurdity of instruction manuals – because who needs step-by-step guidance anyway?

.: 50% cotton, 50% polyester NuBlend® pre-shrunk fleece

.: Medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd² (271 g/m²))
.: Regular fit
.: Tear-away label

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Width, in 20.00 22.00 24.00 26.00 28.00 30.00
Length, in 27.00 28.00 29.00 30.00 31.00 32.00
Sleeve length from center back, in 34.50 35.50 36.50 37.50 38.50 39.00

 

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