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FLW "This Bunsen Burner is Harmless" Hoodie
FLW "This Bunsen Burner is Harmless" Hoodie
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Introducing the "This Bunsen Burner is Harmless" garment – because who needs eyebrows anyway? This daring attire is perfect for those who appreciate a touch of scientific humor and have a healthy disregard for personal safety. Wear it proudly and let everyone know that your commitment to chemistry comes with a side of sizzle. Warning: Wearing this may lead to concerned glances in the lab and an increased interest in fire safety protocols. It's not just a garment; it's a wearable experiment in pushing boundaries – both in fashion and potential laboratory mishaps!
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.: 50% soft cotton, 50% polyester
.: Medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd² (271 g/m²))
.: Loose fit
.: Sewn in label
.: Runs true to size