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Progressive = Regressive T-Shirt
Progressive = Regressive T-Shirt
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Introducing the "Progressive = Regressive" t-shirt – because sometimes, the fastest way forward is a spin in reverse! This cozy garment is perfect for those who like their political ideologies served with a side of paradox. Wear it proudly and let the world know you're on a quest for progress, even if it means a few steps back first. Warning: Wearing this may result in philosophical discussions, friendly debates, and an increased likelihood of being labeled a walking oxymoron. It's not just a sweatshirt; it's a fashionable contradiction that keeps you warm and questioning the linear path of progress!
.: Made with 100% ring-spun cotton, a lightweight fabric (4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)), this unisex t-shirt feels like a bliss to wear all year round.
.: The classic fit with the crew neckline deliver a clean, versatile style that can match any occasion, whether it's formal or semi-formal.
.: All shirts feature a pearlized, tear-away label for total wearing comfort.
.: Made using ethically grown and harvested US cotton. Gildan is also a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production. This blank tee is certified by Oeko-Tex for safety and quality assurance.
.: Fabric blends: Heather colors - 35% ring-spun cotton, 65% polyester; Sport Grey - 90% cotton, 10% polyester.
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Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
Sleeve length, in | 8.23 | 8.50 | 8.74 | 9.02 | 9.25 | 9.49 |
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