Mile High Satire
Progressive = Regressive Hoodie
Progressive = Regressive Hoodie
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Introducing the "Progressive = Regressive" hoodie – because sometimes, the fastest way forward is a spin in reverse! This cozy garment is perfect for those who like their political ideologies served with a side of paradox. Wear it proudly and let the world know you're on a quest for progress, even if it means a few steps back first. Warning: Wearing this may result in philosophical discussions, friendly debates, and an increased likelihood of being labeled a walking oxymoron. It's not just a sweatshirt; it's a fashionable contradiction that keeps you warm and questioning the linear path of progress!
.: 50% soft cotton, 50% polyester
.: Medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd² (271 g/m²))
.: Loose fit
.: Sewn in label
.: Runs true to size
S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
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Width, in | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 | 34.00 |
Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 |
Sleeve length (from center back), in | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 | 39.00 | 39.50 | 40.00 |
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