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No Tap, I Prefer To Insert T-Shirt V-Neck

No Tap, I Prefer To Insert T-Shirt V-Neck

Regular price $25.99 USD
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Introducing the "No Tap, I Prefer To Insert" garment – because when it comes to payments, I like my transactions old-school and my jokes even older! This snazzy attire is perfect for those who find humor in the quirks of modern technology, especially when it involves swiping or inserting rather than the elusive tap. Wear it proudly and let everyone know you're the kind of spender who likes a little physical effort with their purchases. Warning: Wearing this may lead to nostalgic anecdotes about the good ol' swipe days and cashiers eyeing your wallet with suspicion. It's not just a garment; it's a wearable punchline that'll swipe you off your feet – or at least bring back memories of magnetic strip adventures!

.: Made with 100% ring-spun cotton, a lightweight fabric (4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)), this unisex t-shirt feels like a bliss to wear all year round.
.: The classic fit with the crew neckline deliver a clean, versatile style that can match any occasion, whether it's formal or semi-formal.
.: All shirts feature a pearlized, tear-away label for total wearing comfort.
.: Made using ethically grown and harvested US cotton. Gildan is also a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production. This blank tee is certified by Oeko-Tex for safety and quality assurance.
.: Fabric blends: Heather colors - 35% ring-spun cotton, 65% polyester; Sport Grey - 90% cotton, 10% polyester.

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