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Mile High Satire

No Tap, I Prefer To Insert Sweatshirt

No Tap, I Prefer To Insert Sweatshirt

Regular price $49.99 USD
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Introducing the "No Tap, I Prefer To Insert" garment – because when it comes to payments, I like my transactions old-school and my jokes even older! This snazzy attire is perfect for those who find humor in the quirks of modern technology, especially when it involves swiping or inserting rather than the elusive tap. Wear it proudly and let everyone know you're the kind of spender who likes a little physical effort with their purchases. Warning: Wearing this may lead to nostalgic anecdotes about the good ol' swipe days and cashiers eyeing your wallet with suspicion. It's not just a garment; it's a wearable punchline that'll swipe you off your feet – or at least bring back memories of magnetic strip adventures!

.: 50% cotton, 50% polyester NuBlend® pre-shrunk fleece

.: Medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd² (271 g/m²))
.: Regular fit
.: Tear-away label

  S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Width, in 20.00 22.00 24.00 26.00 28.00 30.00
Length, in 27.00 28.00 29.00 30.00 31.00 32.00
Sleeve length from center back, in 34.50 35.50 36.50 37.50 38.50 39.00


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