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FLW "Dive Boat" Hoodie
FLW "Dive Boat" Hoodie
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Introducing the "Honey, We Put Our Names with the Dive Boat... Correct?" ensemble – because nothing says vacation like a wardrobe that doubles as a navigation system! This versatile garment is perfect for those who believe in making a splash, both in fashion and underwater. Wear it proudly and let everyone know that your sense of direction might be as questionable as your taste in tropical prints. Warning: Wearing this may result in a scavenger hunt for your luggage and a sudden interest in celestial navigation. It's not just a garment; it's a wearable treasure map, guiding you through the sea of questionable decisions with style and a touch of maritime hilarity!
.: 50% soft cotton, 50% polyester
.: Medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd² (271 g/m²))
.: Loose fit
.: Sewn in label
.: Runs true to size