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FLW "This Bunsen Burner is Harmless" T-Shirt V-Neck
FLW "This Bunsen Burner is Harmless" T-Shirt V-Neck
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Introducing the "This Bunsen Burner is Harmless" garment – because who needs eyebrows anyway? This daring attire is perfect for those who appreciate a touch of scientific humor and have a healthy disregard for personal safety. Wear it proudly and let everyone know that your commitment to chemistry comes with a side of sizzle. Warning: Wearing this may lead to concerned glances in the lab and an increased interest in fire safety protocols. It's not just a garment; it's a wearable experiment in pushing boundaries – both in fashion and potential laboratory mishaps!
.: Made with 100% ring-spun cotton, a lightweight fabric (4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)), this unisex t-shirt feels like a bliss to wear all year round.
.: The classic fit with the crew neckline deliver a clean, versatile style that can match any occasion, whether it's formal or semi-formal.
.: All shirts feature a pearlized, tear-away label for total wearing comfort.
.: Made using ethically grown and harvested US cotton. Gildan is also a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production. This blank tee is certified by Oeko-Tex for safety and quality assurance.
.: Fabric blends: Heather colors - 35% ring-spun cotton, 65% polyester; Sport Grey - 90% cotton, 10% polyester.
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Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
Length, in | 26.50 | 28.50 | 30.50 | 31.50 | 32.50 | 33.50 |
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