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FLW Pet The Moose T-Shirt
FLW Pet The Moose T-Shirt
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Elevate your humor game with our uproarious "Hey Mom, can I pet that Moose?" t-shirt that playfully combines childhood innocence with utterly absurd requests. This shirt captures the essence of curiosity and the audacity of asking the most unexpected questions. Wear it with a grin and let the world know you're ready to tackle life's quirkiest moments with a dash of irreverent charm.
.: Made with 100% ring-spun cotton, a lightweight fabric (4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)), this unisex t-shirt feels like a bliss to wear all year round.
.: The classic fit with the crew neckline deliver a clean, versatile style that can match any occasion, whether it's formal or semi-formal.
.: All shirts feature a pearlized, tear-away label for total wearing comfort.
.: Made using ethically grown and harvested US cotton. Gildan is also a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production. This blank tee is certified by Oeko-Tex for safety and quality assurance.
.: Fabric blends: Heather colors - 35% ring-spun cotton, 65% polyester; Sport Grey - 90% cotton, 10% polyester.
S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
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Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
Sleeve length, in | 8.23 | 8.50 | 8.74 | 9.02 | 9.25 | 9.49 |
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