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Bigger Boat T-Shirt
Bigger Boat T-Shirt
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"Introducing our latest t-shirt: 'Rational America's Boat Club Edition'! 🚤 Because let's face it, with the sheer amount of rational thinking going on, we're gonna need a bigger boat – not just for bigger ideas, but for all the witty comebacks and well-thought-out arguments too! Join the crew of intellects and set sail into the sea of reason, where every wave is a debate and every fish is a clever quip. Get your shirt now and let the world know that in Rational America, even our boats are smarter!"
.: Made with 100% ring-spun cotton, a lightweight fabric (4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)), this unisex t-shirt feels like a bliss to wear all year round.
.: The classic fit with the crew neckline deliver a clean, versatile style that can match any occasion, whether it's formal or semi-formal.
.: All shirts feature a pearlized, tear-away label for total wearing comfort.
.: Made using ethically grown and harvested US cotton. Gildan is also a proud member of the US Cotton Trust Protocol ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production. This blank tee is certified by Oeko-Tex for safety and quality assurance.
.: Fabric blends: Heather colors - 35% ring-spun cotton, 65% polyester; Sport Grey - 90% cotton, 10% polyester.
 | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL |
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Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
Length, in | 26.50 | 28.50 | 30.50 | 31.50 | 32.50 | 33.50 |
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