WELCOME TO MILE HIGH SATIRE
Exploring our website is like a digital treasure hunt, but with fewer pirates and more awesome ideas! Come for the creativity, stay for the laughs, and check back often – because our updates are more exciting than a caffeinated squirrel on a trampoline! Your visit to our satire sanctuary is appreciated – remember, reality is overrated, and laughter is the best rebellion!
FEATURED COLLECTIONS
Designed for everyone, everywhere
Our apparel is like a political debate at a family dinner—suitable for everyone, regardless of whether they're left, right, or just here for the free snacks!
Made with premium materials
Our product is crafted with such impeccable quality that even unicorns are considering a career change to become our official material inspectors!"
SHOP OUR BEST SELLERS
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Hit It Harder! Embroidered Women's Bucket Hat
Regular price $29.99 USDRegular priceUnit price / per$39.99 USDSale price $29.99 USDSale -
Hit It Harder - Men's T-Shirt
Regular price $19.99 USDRegular priceUnit price / per$24.99 USDSale price $19.99 USDSale -
Keep On Drillin' Hoodie
Regular price $49.99 USDRegular priceUnit price / per$59.99 USDSale price $49.99 USDSale -
Famous Last Words - Tree Stand Sweatshirt
Regular price $39.99 USDRegular priceUnit price / per$49.99 USDSale price $39.99 USDSale